And the rumors keep mutating...

Now the mini-iPods and the low-cost iPods are two different products. That actually makes a lot more sense, which could mean either that this is true or that the confabulators are paying more attention to plausibility. I bet the $100 price tag for any of these things is a complete fantasy.

An unnamed source with unspecified access to a high-ranking employee of a company with offices inside my mind told me that January will see hydrogen-powered Apple hoverboards that are made of candy and cost $11.99.