This scapegoat-for-hire scheme of yours reminds me of Mike Zeares, Total Bastard. Only time will tell if, like that bastard, you fail to convert this into any serious cash.

Also, I had to look up to see what the R in RMV stands for. Out here we have to DOL, Dept. of Licensing, which handles everything from pet licenses up to business licenses, with drivers' licensing in between.

Since Washingtonians speak a radically different language from Massachusetts residents, you may feel free to draw wide generalizations based on small differences in transliteration of our language.