"People not interested in reading arcane thoughts about relativistic quantum theory can skip this."

Really, Matt...who *isn't* interested in such things? Why, just the other day I was at the grocery store purchasing some essentials and when I asked the cashier how she was doing, she replied in a melancholy voice "I'm fine, though I'd much rather be reading arcane thoughts about relativistic quantum theory than bagging people's groceries." We shared a rich belly laugh and a tender moment that only fellow lovers of quantum theory can share and parted ways, reassured that we weren't alone in the world.

So, how's the new job?