Actually, it's funny you'd mention that: when I got my So You've Become A God Starter Kit in the mail, it included this little telephone that apparently connects to the mystery bulge under Bush's jacket. That's actually an additional, dorsally-mounted brain lobe installed especially for God-related communications.

So I've spent most of the last 24 hours telling him about the menace of the fire monkeys. Look for a major fire-monkey-related address in coming days.