...a small, 20-year-old part of me is let down.

There is something quite disturbing about this line.

Nonetheless, I am now going to make "Chalice of Fire" the theme song for my new hit television program, "Eighties is Enough," a Reality™ show wherein you have to race Dick Van Patten through a treacherous Real™ obstacle course to get the autographs of various Real ™ Eighties rock hipsters, all the while being shot at by enormous columns of purple flames and Jerry Bruckheimer™.