ext_227802 ([identity profile] sunburn.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] mmcirvin 2005-02-05 02:02 pm (UTC)

Just today at lunch, I was reading with my back to the winter sun while eating at Subway, and the bright white pages of my fairly new hardcover book was catching a helluva lot more light than was useful. The light, in fact, stained my retinas for a few minutes, causing me to see most things in the center of my vision as being stained green.

Point is that a green filter like that makes an initially unappetizing meatball sammich look inedible. Hence, the failure of Subway and, pro rata, fast food enterprise, to make food look good when you actually buy it are proof of the corruption of capitalism. Please buy my pamphlet, "Cooking with Karl Marx" by sending $12 and SASE to the above address.

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