I shudder to contemplate the slash story codes, especially once the Oompah Loompas get involved. (M/M/ooooooo+) The good news is that, such a slash writer wouldn't have to go so amazingly far out of her way to get them all covered in chocolate, compared to most stories.

(I don't like slash in general, but, disappointingly, fanfic from the various age-of-sail fandoms, my interest, has a much higher ratio of slash to non-slash than any other fandom, possibly because they're entirely populated by male characters, apart from the distant, 1-dimensional wife, mistress, or honeytrap spy. Write some adventures, people!)

As for your fic, though-- what sort of candy-tastic peril will Rose (or whichever sidekick to your preferred Doctor) find herself in?