Number One on the Billboard charts the week I was conceived was almost certainly "Honey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_%28Bobby_Goldsboro_song%29) by Bobby Goldsboro. I dearly hope it was not playing at the time of coitus. Anything else, please. Green Tambourine. To Sir, With Love. Anything.

And Matt, as for the rest of the post, you continue to be my hero.