Oh, you reminded me that south of Seattle there's "Wild Waves," which started as a water park (I think I have about the same dislike of water parks as Matt, with the added bonus that as a redhead, I'm guaranteed to get a sunburn out of the deal), but has in fact added on the "Enchanted Village," which is, come to think of it, a real theme park with rides and everything. They might even have a coaster or two, but that I could forget the place exists close by should tell you, at least, that it pales when compared to Busch Gardens. But it was a bit of an oversight on my part, doh.