What I ask myself about Dennis Hastert

Where does the Speaker of the House get these ideas about George Soros? See, the thing is, we don't know who told him, whether Hitler told him or somebody else. Maybe Hitler did tell him these things. Maybe he's got the preserved brain of Hitler in a jar talking to him through some sort of electronic audio hookup, or possibly a form of necromancy. The American people just don't know. Hastert does have an anti-George Soros agenda, just like Hitler, so character-wise, the shoe fits. Speaker Hastert, set the record straight about what Hitler's been saying to you!