Deleted scene #12

"There is one thing I have always wondered, sifu."

"What is that, young padawan?"

"You are a Jedi sifu level 6B. This is consistent with the racing stripes of rank on the side of your Tatooine landspeeder. But the level 6B lightsaber traditionally makes a hum of E above middle C when activated. Yet when you activated your lightsaber when fighting Darth Bnoxious and Admiral Sneezo Peluce on the parking-lot moon of Dillescant, I distinctly remember the lightsaber humming G flat. Is this related to the unique hue of Mace Windu's saber, or was it possibly a result of the disturbance in the Force created by the zombie army of Grand Colonel Prehensible spawned in the energies released in the destruction of the Starmace of Grunthu built twenty thousand years ago by the mysteriously vanished Prawnth Empire that once ruled a million suns? Or, sifu, might there be some other explanation accessible to me when I finish my Jedi training?"

"Padawan, these and many other things have been shrouded in mystery since, oh, before you were born. Yet this thing I can reveal. The great Battle of the Numbered Stalls on Dillescant, appearing as it did in cutscene form, constituted R-canon; whereas the tradition of the hum of which you have heard tell is an item of F-prime-canon. R-canon may contradict F-prime-canon with priority of statement as long as no item of Y- or B-canon supporting the F-prime-canon appears in a licensed property. Yet this is not the end of the story, as when R-canon strikes down an item of F-prime-canon in anger, that fact of F-prime-canon may reappear in a form more authoritative than you can possibly imagine."

"Sifu, I have labored for many years to understand these things, yet full comprehension still eludes me."

"Do not trouble your mind about it. Come, let us practice our Venusian aikido."

(repurposed from alt.religion.kibology)