Lovely parting gifts

About four years ago, I had been working at my then-current job for five years, and got a laser-printed certificate of appreciation, and my choice from a catalog of various lovely tokens of gratitude, some of them moderately substantial (Calphalon pots and pans, knife sets, etc.) There's apparently some company that just does these corporate awards. Busy with other stuff, I never bothered to fill out the order form, misplaced the associated materials and didn't think much about them after that.

( Then the robot started calling )