The McIrvin administration

Last night I dreamt that I was attending a reunion at the campus of William and Mary, which for some reason was accessible via the MBTA, and, reflecting on my life, suddenly remembered that I had been President of the United States from 1993 to 2001. And I thought, "Man, I don't remember actually doing much as President or spending any time at the White House during that period. I guess I basically slacked off for eight years. It's a good thing 1993-2001 was an incredibly placid and eventless time in American politics."