Feline anomalies revealed!

[mmcirvin]

Is darkphonics' cat the site of a hidden micro-civilization? We report; you decide!

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"Meow... my name is Phillip, but my human calls me Pip, because she hates me."

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Her name's Piperi, actually. Sweet cat. Except for the awesome secret she is concealing from the American people in violation of the Freedom of Information Act.

[darkphonics.livejournal.com]

Matt, you've done some truly excellent investigative research here. Most people would never dare to venture into the sordid underbelly of Pip - and yet you did and returned with information that will surely rock the scientific community and the world in general. Kudos! Also, *sigh*. Pip is soooooo cute. How I miss her and her soft, flabby, life-supporting belly.