NOOOO!

Jul. 25th, 2003 08:33 am
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[personal profile] mmcirvin
But... my supernatural kung fu 802.11 cloned bubble eunuchs... You MUST obey me!... I created you!... I am your MASTER!... No... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Date: 2003-07-25 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkphonics.livejournal.com
802.11? Dude. I, like, totally know what you're talking about. That's so rare for me. What will the girls in my sorority think?

I'll take a stab it it.

Date: 2003-07-25 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunburn.livejournal.com
"Gosh, how's my hair right now?"

Date: 2003-07-25 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
You will KNOW what they are thinking, at a range of hundreds of feet.

Date: 2003-07-25 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumblepants.livejournal.com
Don't tell me... they all linked up together to form a single super-intelligent entity, then came to the conclusion that mankind is the cause of war, and that this threat must be eliminated for the good of the planet? You can probably prevent the imminent destruction of humanity by proving that your intelligence is superior, by challenging the super-entity to a game of Hexapawn, and winning by using a monkey and some matchboxes. I read about that somewhere, it's guaranteed to work.

Date: 2003-07-25 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
Inspired by his never ending quest for progress, in 2084 man perfects the ROBOTRONS:

A robot species so advanced that man is inferior to his own creation.

Guided by their infallible logic, the ROBOTRONS conclude:

The human race is inefficient, and therefore must be destroyed. (http://home.comcast.net/~myplacearcade/Robotron.html)

Date: 2003-07-25 04:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jwgh
You know, Matt, I didn't want to say anything, but as soon as I saw that island fortress going up, I thought to myself, "This is all going to end in tears." I guess there are some things you just have to learn for yourself.

I just hope that next time you tamper in God's domain you'll think a little bit less about your insane plans for world domination and a little bit more about your family and friends.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Hmm.

Date: 2003-07-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunburn.livejournal.com
Spoken like someone who's learned that lesson the hard way.

Date: 2003-07-25 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's the thing about minions: they always end up breaking your heart.

-A.N.

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