Individually wrapped

[mmcirvin]

I had a dream last night that a candy company was marketing individually wrapped alleged fragments of the True Cross bundled in fun-size snack assortments. The campaign had just a hint of irony in it so it could skew bimodally to believers and skeptics. I remember thinking that I had a duty to debunk the whole thing but was not sure what approach to take.

Comments

[swinehund.livejournal.com]

Easy. The True Cross would be made of wood, and therefore not very snackable no matter how you package it. I can't imagine it would have held up very well over the last 2000 years if it were made of citric acid and dextrose.

I know this kind of stuff doesn't make sense when you're in the dream, though.

Actually...

[(Anonymous)]

"Individually Rapt" would be a great name for that product.

[zmook.livejournal.com]

Do NOT allow Kevin Smith to hear this idea.