Lindsey

[mmcirvin]

My esteemed sister-in-law darkphonics who lives among many four-legged beasts has not written much in her journal in quite some time, which makes me wonder whether she has gotten any other unsolicited gifts of hairstyle accessories.

She says her hair sucks, but she has at least ten times as much as I do and so should consider herself fortunate.

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[darkphonics.livejournal.com]

I'm esteemed?! Sniff...that's like the raddest thing anyone's ever said about me...except when my Uncle Marty referred to me many years ago as a "fundamentalist Tyrannosaurus Rex". In answer to your implied question, I have not received any other unsolicited gifts of hairstyle accessories, though the secretary does occasionally ask me where my magical headband is. (Okay, she never calls it the magical headband, but we both know its powers. Some things are better left unsaid...such as "I don't know about you, baby, but what really gets me hot and bothered is seeing a woman fart on a cake.")

www.cakefart.com

[(Anonymous)]

why do so many people talk about women farting on cakes?