The last blog post you will ever need to read.

[mmcirvin]

Today I saw some people in the street for whom I was unable to work up the slightest degree of empathy. This proves beyond doubt that they are dead inside, and live soulless worthless lives.

Also, my feelings of anxiety demonstrate that we are all in extreme imminent danger.

My emotions are too good for this world.

Update: This just in... New reports indicate that I am misunderstood because I am smarter than everyone else. Details as the situation develops.

Update: New research indicates that people who disagree with my politics are ugly. It's a pretty amazing coincidence.

Comments

[jwgh]

That's all well and good, but where's the picture of your cat?

[pbrane.livejournal.com]

whoa... now that's a weird post coming from you...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

http://free-meds.ennui.org/

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

The irony of this post is somewhat diluted by the fact that you ARE smarter than everyone else. :D

[pbrane.livejournal.com]

And that people who disagree with his politics typically *are* ugly!

[inkerx.livejournal.com]

My lengthy, didactic political statement is both important and rebellious, because I watched Fox News last night.