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Pecking order of pirate captains
Mar. 23rd, 2008 10:05 am1. Actual pirate captains
2. Captain Hook (defeated by ticking reptile)
3. Jean La Foot (unable to hijack bowl of breakfast cereal)
4. Captain Jack Sparrow (shows disturbingly little evidence of piracy or, with intermittent exceptions, captaincy)
5. Captain Feathersword (friend to the Wiggles; mostly fond of dancing, saying "I'm sorry" and shoe inspections)
6. The other Captain Hook, of "Captain Hook and the Gospel Pirates" (fortunately, I may be the only person who has ever seen this)
I will be awaiting my job offer from McSweeney's in the mail.
2. Captain Hook (defeated by ticking reptile)
3. Jean La Foot (unable to hijack bowl of breakfast cereal)
4. Captain Jack Sparrow (shows disturbingly little evidence of piracy or, with intermittent exceptions, captaincy)
5. Captain Feathersword (friend to the Wiggles; mostly fond of dancing, saying "I'm sorry" and shoe inspections)
6. The other Captain Hook, of "Captain Hook and the Gospel Pirates" (fortunately, I may be the only person who has ever seen this)
I will be awaiting my job offer from McSweeney's in the mail.