You are Number Six.

[mmcirvin]

Robotic ball that chases burglars.

The prototype is only two feet wide. It should keep squirrels and other small rodents with valuable knowledge from exiting The Village.

(seen via the Bad Astronomy boards, where they of course beat me to this joke.)

Comments

[pvck.livejournal.com]

I'm certain you will not be the last. I anticipate jwz making a related joke soon.

[ammenemes3.livejournal.com]

Isn't this a rip off of 'The Prisoner'?

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

The Schizoid Man! THE SCHIZOID MAN! Aaaaaagh!

By hook or by crook...

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, I can't remember where I saw a similar joke made, but it's the ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION. So it's okay.
Maybe it should drive a white volkswagen to seem more imposing.