Beyond the one-sentence paragraph

[mmcirvin]

Everything. I. Say. Like. This. Is. True.

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[bram.livejournal.com]

What I tell you three times is true. What I tell you three times is true. What I tell you three times is true.

See, now you're using the medium like a true LiveJournaler.

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

What. Would. W E D N E S D A Y. Say?

[tempest0402.livejournal.com]

This statement is false.

[eb-oesch.livejournal.com]

I'm not only the first, I'm also the only person who can honestly say this.

Everything I say three times is true. Everything I say three times is true. Everything I say three times is true. Everything I say three times is true.

Any statement I can parody is false. Everything I disagree with is so obviously wrong that it is beneath me to discuss it seriously. The only question worth discussing is what kind of mental illness underlies the impulse to deny the obvious truth of that which is true. People who disagree with me clearly do not want or understand the truth, which is why I must sell the truth to them like it was shaving cream.

It's like a jungle.

[jwgh]

Don't. Push. Me. 'Cause. I'm. Close. To. The. Edge.
I'm. Trying. Not. To. Lose. My. Head.