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I STAYED IN last night and drunk B*E*E*R, watched the TV AS SEEN ON TV!! I wished I had a LARGER p3n1s F R E E NO SURGERY!! I made myself a CUP OF GOURMET COFFEE with my ***12 CUP GEVALIA COFFEE MAKER*** and pondered on the SIZE of my M A N H O O D, maybe there was a ***LITTLE KNOWN LIQUID EQGHF*** or an AMAZING H*E*R*B*AL R3M3DY that could help me out. On the TV, there were NASTY YOUNG SLUTS BANGED HARD BY FARM ANIMALS EQGH YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS. I changed the channel and there were SLUTTY SORORITY GIRLS SHOWING OFF THEIR WEBCAMS eghcbf. I had to get out of here.. I wondered how how hard it was to **GET A GREEN CARD NOW!!**
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MY NAME IS NICHOLAS INTEBE OF THE REPUBLIC OF NIGER. OUR RECENT SALE OF YELLOWCAKE URANIUM TO SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS FALLEN THROUGH AND THE DOWN PAYMENT OF US$TWELVE MILLION FROM IRAQ IS IN MY POSSESSION, BUT I AM UNABLE TO PROVIDE THE UN ACCESS TO THESE FUNDS WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF AN AMERICAN.
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Date: 2003-08-16 03:28 am (UTC)THIS MES<-- fnord ->SAGE WAS SE<!-- bacon ->NT AT YOUR REQ<!-- pterodactyl ->UEST<!-- argon ->! IF YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IN ER<-- meatbot ->ROR REP<!-- ribonucleic ->LY WITH 'REM<-- sonnet ->OVE' IN SUBJ<!-- fop ->ECT TO OPT OUT!
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Date: 2003-08-16 04:14 pm (UTC)UPDATE OPPORTUNITY
Date: 2003-08-16 05:25 pm (UTC)MY NAME IS NICHOLAS INTEBE OF THE REPUBLIC OF NIGER. OUR RECENT SALE OF YELLOWCAKE URANIUM TO SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS FALLEN THROUGH AND THE DOWN PAYMENT OF US$TWELVE MILLION FROM IRAQ IS IN MY POSSESSION, BUT I AM UNABLE TO PROVIDE THE UN ACCESS TO THESE FUNDS WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF AN AMERICAN.
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