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Yevgeny the L-Shaped Object fell through a cloudless chasm. From time to time, his unseen master caused him to rotate by ninety degrees.

"What shall become of me?" he thought. "Will I form a bridge above a single-square cavity, an unfillable, yawning void beneath me? Or will I be wedged uncomfortably between Yuri the Stick, standing there beneath me like a pike, and the upward-protruding crosspiece of Ekaterina the T-Shaped Object?"

Suddenly, he felt a tremendous force moving him to the extreme left edge of the chasm. And then he saw it: a perfect L-shaped gap!

"Will I complete three rows?" he thought. "Is it possible? And yet-- If this occurs my brief life will end! It is no great shakes being a falling L-shaped object, but it is an existence of a sort, and to be treasured! Is it yet time for it to end, even if such a departure from the wheel of existence is the goal most desired by every L-shaped piece?" Yevgeny pondered this for many long moments.

He fell-- and slotted perfectly into the L-shaped gap. Yet existence did not end-- not completely! He felt a strange thrill as three of his four squares were annihilated. Yevgeny was now but a single square.

"What has happened?" Yevgeny thought. Then he remembered: There was an empty square somewhere to his right! His remaining element existed within an as-yet-unfilled row.

Suddenly, Mikhail the 2x2 Square fell directly on top of him, and darkness closed in.

"Horrors!" thought Yevgeny the No Longer L-Shaped Piece. "What claustrophobe's nightmare is this? Shall I be entombed just as the poor hero of Poe's 'Cask of Amontillado'? Can I breathe in here, buried alive?!" Somehow, though, he could, as if a sustaining force emerged from the very ground of creation, here in his darkest hour.

Timeless ages passed, as he saw nothing, heard nothing-- only yearned, now, for the completion that was beyond his control.

When it happened, he felt it only as a faint chthonic click, a sensation beyond sound. It was the sensation of a piece, its identity unknown to him, falling into the remaining slot in his remaining row.

He had time to think: "Finally! Yet so much remains undone--"

A moment of spiritual ecstacy-- and then Yevgeny, his remaining row completed, was reabsorbed into the Cosmic All.

Date: 2005-10-28 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aderack.livejournal.com
As yet unanswered: are the jewels in Columns the crystalized souls of Tetrads past?

Date: 2005-10-28 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swinehund.livejournal.com
It's only secret because for some reason, I don't want the world to know that I make fun of Mario Cart fanfic.

This is still awesome.

Date: 2005-10-29 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitter-ninja.livejournal.com
Mario Cart fanfic

No way. Gah, getitoffgetitoffgetitoff! Now I have to scrub my brain out with detergent.

Date: 2005-10-29 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swinehund.livejournal.com
I searched Google, thinking 'no one would write Mario Cart fanfic.'

Boy was I wrong!

Date: 2005-10-28 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
Yes, it did occur to me that it's a little similar to the whale's monologue from The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But I think the character dynamic is fundamentally different.

Date: 2005-10-28 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hemlock-martini.livejournal.com
Highly erotic.

Date: 2005-10-29 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
I figured that in videogame fanfic it probably doesn't count as erotic unless you actually describe where the cum goes.

Date: 2005-10-28 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatbox.livejournal.com
UKR wrote an erotic Lumines fanfiction ! (http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/08/lumines-fan-fiction.html)

Date: 2005-10-29 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
Oh, man, that one is way better.

Date: 2005-10-29 12:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-29 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitter-ninja.livejournal.com
Erotic Tetris? You are beyond cool. We need to vote you president of the science club or something.

I love the name Yevgeny.

Date: 2005-10-29 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
There is some Tetris fanfic. (http://www.fanfiction.net/c2/8002/3/0/1/) The people writing it typically seem to be taking it as an experimental challenge, and I sort of admire that.

Date: 2005-10-29 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
Along similar lines, there is Pong fanfic (http://www.fanfiction.net/l/1230/3/0/1/1/0/0/0/1/), most of which seems to have been written in order to explore whether this is possible.

Date: 2005-11-03 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcduff.livejournal.com
You really can write fanfic about everything...

chthonic

Date: 2005-11-04 12:03 am (UTC)

Re: chthonic

Date: 2005-11-04 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
I really like the word "chthonic".
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