Dear giant insurance company

[mmcirvin]

We are not your customers any more, we do not own the automobile for which you keep demanding premiums, we have not owned it for several years, and for all we know it no longer exists.

Is this so hard to understand?

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[jwgh]

But if they stop bugging you, they lose the last lingering hope that you might actually give them money for nothing! Try to look at it from their perspective for once!

My phone company has been calling me up and putting me on hold recently.