I am very serious.
Jul. 21st, 2003 10:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
You can tell.
Because I am posting in many one-sentence paragraphs.
This indicates the gravity of what I am saying.
And that means that you, the reader, should think carefully about them.
And reconsider your own values.
Especially when the paragraphs are sentence fragments.
Because sentence fragments are particularly serious.
And when the fragments.
Become particularly short.
This means.
That you.
Should print out this post.
And send it to Ann Landers.
To inspire the world.
Think about it, won't you?
Because I am posting in many one-sentence paragraphs.
This indicates the gravity of what I am saying.
And that means that you, the reader, should think carefully about them.
And reconsider your own values.
Especially when the paragraphs are sentence fragments.
Because sentence fragments are particularly serious.
And when the fragments.
Become particularly short.
This means.
That you.
Should print out this post.
And send it to Ann Landers.
To inspire the world.
Think about it, won't you?
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Date: 2003-07-23 01:46 am (UTC)Holy moly
Date: 2003-07-24 05:54 am (UTC)Erm, when did interesting people like yourselves get LJs? When I joined up, it was bozos who turned me off the whole LJ thing forever. But I'm back, so I'll Paypal you all $1000.
Re: Holy moly
Date: 2003-07-24 01:53 pm (UTC)